Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)