Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What's the matter with me?

That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.