What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.