When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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About 500 calories.

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A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........