Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!