What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!