What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river