What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.