What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.