What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)