What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR