What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....