Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
A spelling bee !
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
Flip it over
A few months ago
They're both myths.
The Talking Heads