What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.