It was worth a shot.
for drinking and deriving
Because it would be a party fowl.
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
None.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
Because they will steal all the green cards.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."