What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?