What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.