Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.