What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.