What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.