What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers