How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking