How many words does it take to start a car?

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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