How many words does it take to start a car?

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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