Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.