A: He wanted to feed the mouse.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
I want you inside of me.
Because their wives are driving.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Not your cheese....
The steaks were too high.
Feed it laxatives.
A: When you are a mouse!
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
