Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."