What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.