What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet