What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!