What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

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You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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He had no attachments.

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Salmon-chanted evening !

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."