What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!