What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!