What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!