What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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A: Under their covers.

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.