What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.