What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.