What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.