What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Let's grow MOLD together!

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.