What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.