Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???