Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
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It's just what we tend to do
They tend to be shells of their former selves
They tend to be mean.
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Grow away.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
A VeterinArian.
He grabs a hoe.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They're not trigger errors.
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Because at any moment they could bleet out
They both tend to shoot up schools.
They cantaloupe
Waterboarding.
'Where is the bar tended?'
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Elizabeth.
What ails you?
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
Jose and Hose "B."
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
Weight on it.
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
A paracetamole!
Because it is full of vegetables.
A Cellfie
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
I don't have a Camaro....
I have no idea...
