What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!