What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !