What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

College Jokes More College Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."