What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!