What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.