What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)