When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Boss
Ah-so-late!
They said IT couldn't be done
His boss always took him for granite.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
There is no porpoise."
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
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to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
I literally cannot deal.
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
Micromanagement!
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Because he wanted them to work over-time
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
A raise in *celery*.
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
Darth Vader.
Slightly nsfw) His boss answers "I don't know." The employee replies "I'm not coming in this morning!"
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
You wanna pizza me !
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
OC) He already has supervision.
He was sleeping with the fishes.
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
He wanted to double his prophets.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Freezing.
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
With lots of hops!
A elevator can raise a kid
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Cancer.
Don't birthdays burn you up "
A family.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
To the Allahu Akbar
