Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"