What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.