What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...