What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.