What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl