What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?