Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.