What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Previous Random Joke Next

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Shoelace Jokes More Shoelace Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.