Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Whats black, big, and smelly?

An unemployment line.(:

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.