Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.