What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.