What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton