What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!