What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.