How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.