How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.