He was all over his wife at the parade
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Because all of the fans left.
Because he was Poplar!
It is an airport.
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
A receding hare-line.
