What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans