What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.