When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune