They gave him the cold shoulder.
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Because he got the cold shoulder.
He gets the cold shoulder.
The cold shoulder
The cold shoulder!
The cold shoulder.
He got the cold shoulder.
A cold shoulder
A cold shoulder.
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She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Husband: She's fine.
Flush
Your family has impeccable taste.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
What's for dinner Dad? Is it any good?
Omelet
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
She thought he was too controlling.
