What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.