Pork and bologne sammiches.
A: On a blind date!
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because deep down, they're good people.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Kermit the frog's finger
Pork, eh
Bolognese sauce
