What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

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A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Kermit the frogs finger...

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Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.