How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

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How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date