How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "

How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"